wild wanderings.

yesterday was probably one of the craziest wednesdays i have ever had.
and it wasn't even that great.
but it was.
you know what i'm saying?

seriously though.....brittany, alex, and myself decided to go for a little spin around the town looking for men.
which....i don't know why. it was already 1:00 in the morning.
we cruised around p town yelling out the windows, laughing hysterically, cat calling, mocking the pda couples that are out at all hours of the night, attempting to get guys, singing at the top of our lungs, stalking people, and basically just being crazy people.

we did meet a guy though.
his name is nate.
we had a nice chat at 1:30 in the morning.
he got my digits.
he texted me.
and this is how the convo went;

                        well hi. :)   -nate
                        hey! this this my friend nate?    -me{note the retarded word mix up}
                        sure is! what's your last name?   -nate
                        willard. so wanna hang out?     -me
                       no response       -nate

just as fair warning, if i disappear, you'll know why.
i gave my number to a random stranger and told him my first and last name.
he's probably stalking me as i type.
but that's not likely.
you see, he goes to byu.


haha


here were two of the quotes of the night;

    "i'm ovulating!"   - brittany

        "we're ovulating!" - alex
"isn't that supposed to attract men immediately?"  -alex.


      "why didn't he text you back?"   -alex
"he obviously didn't want my bod."  -melissa
       "yeah he did."   -brittany
"i should have flashed him."  -melissa
        "YEAH!"  -alex and brittany in unison

*note. a mystery person most likely slipped something into the brownies we ate. because we normally don't say things like this.


           so all in all. we got zero men. but i can't really blame the men. i wouldn't exactly come running up to a car with girls screaming they're ovulating that are acting as if they're from the insane asylum.

 all the same. it was one of the best nights ever.
you should be sad you missed out on such an event.