kickin it like a kool kat.

okay. so that title is completely random, but i say that all the time and it was the first thing that popped into my head.

anyways.


the first item of business i want to share is the state of my hair.

yep. it's not wet. i haven't washed it for.....5 days. i'm the sickest biotch alive.

but you know what?? 

 i don't even care, because i'm a freakin nanny!

that's what my life has become. days running together, forgetting to shower {or choosing not to shower because i'm too lazy, take your pick} honestly though. i'm just gonna have to stick it out. and summer is coming! i have never seen anything so green in my life! the trees are the most vivid colors of green right now it's insane. and the weather is finally starting to warm up. and we do have a pool.....so i guess i'll just be kickin it poolside all summer and get paid for it. haaaaaaaaaaa! that's right suckas!   

guess what else? i got one of those feather extensions, but i kinda think it was a bad idea.

you see, i chose orange. and the orange one looks exactly like a gardener snake. and everyone knows how much i hate snakes..... so it kinda gives me the heebies whenever i think about it....... check it out.

do ya'll see what i mean? 

gross.

welp. i pretty much have nothing else......

so live long and prosper.

uncharted

No words
My tears won't make any room for more
And it don't hurt
Like anything I've ever felt before, this is
No broken heart
No familiar scars
This territory goes uncharted

Just me
In a room sunk down in a house in a town, and I
Don't breathe
No I never meant to let it get away from me, now
Too much to hold, everybody has to
Get their hands on gold
And I want uncharted




Stuck under this ceiling I made
I can't help the feeling




I'm going down
Follow if you want
I won't just hang around
Like you'll show me where to go

I'm already out
Of foolproof ideas
So don't ask me how
To get started
It's all uncharted

Each day
Counting up the minutes, till I get alone
Cause I can't stay
In the middle of it all, it's nobody's fault, but I'm
So alone, never knew how much I didn't know
Oh, everything is uncharted

I know I'm getting nowhere
When I only sit and stare like

I'm going down
Follow if you want
I won't just hang around
Like you'll show me where to go

I'm already out
Of foolproof ideas
So don't ask me how
To get started
It's all uncharted

Jump start my kaleidoscope heart
Love to watch the colors fade


I won't go as a passenger, no
Waiting for the road to be laid
Though I may be going down
I'm taking flames over burning out


I'm going down
Follow if you want
I won't just hang around
Like you'll show me where to go

I'm already out
Of foolproof ideas
So don't ask me how
To start it


I'm going down
Follow if you want
I won't just hang around
Like you'll show me where to go


I'm already out
Of foolproof ideas
So don't ask me how
To get started
It's all uncharted

there it is kids....my favorite song as of right now.

and this girl does the best cover of it. everrrrrrr. i yub it.

i've been pretty down in the dumps lately, but this song makes me feel sooooo much better.

enjoy.

it's official, i'm jew of the year.

jew \ju-oo\

 1. any person acting in a way that is deserving of criticism and judgement.

 2. a word that can be used in any context, at any time, at any place, for any reason.

 3. it is what it is, if you're a jew, then you're a jew.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. okay. the reason for all this jew business, is because i got called jew of the year for wanting to go to bed early. i mean...come on, give a sista a break! but i also did this post because jew is my new favorite word. but in a mock sort of way. you know....like how we call people gay? yeah, it goes for jews too. that word gets thrown around frequently up in these parts. the best part about the whole thing is that i work for jews. so i have to watch my words reeeeeal carefully and bite my tongue often. that's what makes it so fun to say i guess. 

anywayssssssss. i want to throw a shout out to my good ol' buddy AL.HALL. thanks to you, my friend, i've been rockin the k-dash bun errryday. check it out.

my friends make fun of me and call me mulan and stuff, but whattair.... they don't phase me. their hurtful words just roll off my back like bacon bits......

i'm out.

have a heart, kick a jew.

so here's the sitch.

i know i really suck. because it's been a million years since i posted.
and i'm gonna be honest with you..... i totally forgot what to do.... yeah. but whatevs.
i'm like, pretty busy and stuff all the time. ha. that's a lie. i'm not busy. i'm just a lazy little lady...
i can prove it to you. i slept in until 2:30 PM. and then i laid in my bed until now. which it's 3:16. cool huh?
totally missed church. but that's okay, there's always next week.



alright, now this is the sitch. i'm sad. i miss home. i miss my friends. i miss my boyfriend {galexy the stripper}. i miss the chunchine. i miss my dog. terribly. and i just miss the west in general. i miss it A LOT. it's put me in a fix.
i'm constantly daydreaming about the day i go home. but guess what kids? that's not for a loooooong time. which i'm pretty sad beans about. i just wish i would've used my brains and gone to college like all the normal people. but no, i had to think i was going to be cooler then everyone and move to new york.....
*i'm not bitter at all.*

cheers to happiness!


p.s. this is what i have to look forward too.

so i guess things are looking up.